i'm not George Bush

so lately at work there's been a lot of shit rolling down hill.
when i'm not wrong...i'm still wrong.
honestly it's getting old and frustrating beyond belief.

so calm down...take a pill...go get laid, honestly whatever it'll take and get the fuck off my back already.
i get it. the economy is shit right now and we're slow.
don't take it out on me. my name isn't George Bush.

ok i think that's enough bitching for now.

It's MTV funded...I'm sure they'll deliver!

why do i watch the hills? to vicariously live my life through the characters of course. sure my life is now where near the riches, drama, style, single life, engaged life, blonde flowing extensions, rock n'roll talent finding, birthdays on yachts with aggressive confrontations....but there are those 30 minutes a week or in last nights case a whole hour that take me to that place.

i know to some the show is considered a reality tv show but i think that if we were to properly name shows such as the hills they should be called....not your normal reality reality show. they've taken everything and made it bigger. the opinionated person you have in your life now all of a sudden is Kelly Cutrone, beers have turned to crystaal and petrone and we all have a beach house for the friend to live in.

I am fully hooked with the season of the hills already....what will happen?
-will Lauren & Heidi reunite and really become friends again?
-will Heidi & Spencer get legally USA married?
-will Bolthouse have to fire or demote Heidi again?
-will Lauren move to NYC to be with Whitney?....it could at least make the City more interesting
-will Audrena & Brody fall in love?
-will Justen Bobby be in this season much? I hope so!

So this is the last season with Lauren and Audrena...honestly it's time for them to move on. I'm hoping however this religiously watched 30 minutes on a monday doesn't turn into a shit show with no drama, no good characters and nothing interesting happening. I want the drama! I want the smut, the plastic surgery, the catty friends that will never be friends again! It's MTV funded...I'm sure they'll deliver.

Yes...I love this show. Don't mock. Don't laugh or point your fingers at me. We all have our own guiltly pleasures that we watch and listen to.

Until my next inspiration.....

ps. I love Brittany

the talk talk talker

ok so how many of you know the talk talk talker?
it's that one person or many people that no matter what the subject is they've got more than enough to say about it and all you want to do is turn around and say shut the fuck up!
come on friends....we're dealing here with starbucks customers, eager students, brides, BRIDEZILLAS, phone sales, professors, past people....all those people who wont stop talk talk talking....

i myself am tired of this listening to the talk talk talkers bit eventhough it is a vital part of my job.
sure i've had the .... THIS IS CANADA SPEAKING over and over again....yes ma'am / sir /boss / son...YOU'VE REACHED CANADA!!! this morning was a case of the man who calls and wont stop talking at all or listen to a response you may or may not have...at some point he did mention he left a message for a sales person...poor guy who'll have to listen to that message. so no i didn't write anything down...he was an auctioneer leaving a message on this human answering machine.... i zoned out and after a few mins realized he was finished and hung up. if it's important they'll call back...

tell me about your talk talk talker

shift it up

all right it's been a little stagnant around here lately so for a bit we'll see how long i'm changing this blog format up.

there may be theme days
well there will be...lets be honest with easy targets such as hump day & wineo wednesday how could any one resist.

so yes... i want your opinions.