ENJOY MY $1 ASSHOLE!

ok so the gossip column will have to be put on hold...
i'm pissed
i woke up this morning and had zero motivation to get out of bed...this means i reset my alarm clock probably about 3 times
so finally with 10 mins left before i have to leave i jump out of bed and start getting ready.
i'm forgetting things everywhere....
such as now that i'm at work i realize our puppy Chico doens't have a training pee pad left out for him to pee on while we're at work. see the people upstairs do let him outside to pee but when he's gotta go he's gotta go so instead of going on the floor or the mats he uses the pad. i like this invention. however today in my hurry there isn't one put out for him and now when we get home there will probably be pee everywhere!
so i'm rushing around and get a few things together and leave for the day already knowing i'm going to be late for work....
really now being late for work for me doesn't matter much because my boss is almost always 30 mins late which gives me a lot of slack time in the AM.
anyways i go outside to my car...open the door and it's a disaster.
my glove box has been torn through...so there are all my little papers everywhere. everything has been rummaged through. the ash tray etc.
conclusion - my car was broken in to last night. i'm pissed. i go and call phil...he's shocked and asks me if i remembered to lock the house and i didn't so i go back in to lock the house and notice the people's SUV from upstairs' door is open....i look in and it's been broken into as well. i lock the house and call them to let them know. They're quite casual about it...which makes me wonder....am i over reaccting and paranoid now or are they suprisingly calm...suspcion. anyways. they come out and see nothings missing. they have like a $600 watch in their car and the idiots didn't take it.
i finally get into my car...really knowing i'm late for work now and i'm looking to see if anythings gone. now i notice it. i'm pissed. my cart loonie is gone! you know the loonie you have for when you go the grocery store and get a cart. it always lands up back in the same place... it's gone!

so person who broke into my car and stole my loonie this is what i have to say to you. You're an idiot! you're going to break into peoples cars and steal a loonie?!?! BIG SCORE!

so as always another shit thing happened to me. if it wasn't for bad luck i wouldn't have any but as always it could've been worse.