i'm not George Bush

so lately at work there's been a lot of shit rolling down hill.
when i'm not wrong...i'm still wrong.
honestly it's getting old and frustrating beyond belief.

so calm down...take a pill...go get laid, honestly whatever it'll take and get the fuck off my back already.
i get it. the economy is shit right now and we're slow.
don't take it out on me. my name isn't George Bush.

ok i think that's enough bitching for now.

It's MTV funded...I'm sure they'll deliver!

why do i watch the hills? to vicariously live my life through the characters of course. sure my life is now where near the riches, drama, style, single life, engaged life, blonde flowing extensions, rock n'roll talent finding, birthdays on yachts with aggressive confrontations....but there are those 30 minutes a week or in last nights case a whole hour that take me to that place.

i know to some the show is considered a reality tv show but i think that if we were to properly name shows such as the hills they should be called....not your normal reality reality show. they've taken everything and made it bigger. the opinionated person you have in your life now all of a sudden is Kelly Cutrone, beers have turned to crystaal and petrone and we all have a beach house for the friend to live in.

I am fully hooked with the season of the hills already....what will happen?
-will Lauren & Heidi reunite and really become friends again?
-will Heidi & Spencer get legally USA married?
-will Bolthouse have to fire or demote Heidi again?
-will Lauren move to NYC to be with Whitney?....it could at least make the City more interesting
-will Audrena & Brody fall in love?
-will Justen Bobby be in this season much? I hope so!

So this is the last season with Lauren and Audrena...honestly it's time for them to move on. I'm hoping however this religiously watched 30 minutes on a monday doesn't turn into a shit show with no drama, no good characters and nothing interesting happening. I want the drama! I want the smut, the plastic surgery, the catty friends that will never be friends again! It's MTV funded...I'm sure they'll deliver.

Yes...I love this show. Don't mock. Don't laugh or point your fingers at me. We all have our own guiltly pleasures that we watch and listen to.

Until my next inspiration.....

ps. I love Brittany

the talk talk talker

ok so how many of you know the talk talk talker?
it's that one person or many people that no matter what the subject is they've got more than enough to say about it and all you want to do is turn around and say shut the fuck up!
come on friends....we're dealing here with starbucks customers, eager students, brides, BRIDEZILLAS, phone sales, professors, past people....all those people who wont stop talk talk talking....

i myself am tired of this listening to the talk talk talkers bit eventhough it is a vital part of my job.
sure i've had the .... THIS IS CANADA SPEAKING over and over again....yes ma'am / sir /boss / son...YOU'VE REACHED CANADA!!! this morning was a case of the man who calls and wont stop talking at all or listen to a response you may or may not have...at some point he did mention he left a message for a sales person...poor guy who'll have to listen to that message. so no i didn't write anything down...he was an auctioneer leaving a message on this human answering machine.... i zoned out and after a few mins realized he was finished and hung up. if it's important they'll call back...

tell me about your talk talk talker

shift it up

all right it's been a little stagnant around here lately so for a bit we'll see how long i'm changing this blog format up.

there may be theme days
well there will be...lets be honest with easy targets such as hump day & wineo wednesday how could any one resist.

so yes... i want your opinions.

i'll probably grow up to be like my mother

so it's pretty proven that we all become more and more like our parents as we get older. this last weekend my mom was down to visit and i will say its epic. now my mom and i like most mothers and daughters are so strong willed and could really fight with eachother all the time about anything and everything. but before she came i made the choice just to really let whatever disagreement came up go. i figured it's 4 days and then she goes home. it was pretty successfull. we had a great time. had a lot of laughs. we talked about a lot of the hard things that have happpend in our family in the last year. it was just really good.

so my mom truly brings new meaning to the word blinging. she's got her furcoat, fur and leather scarf (ok this is probably offending a few right now) haha....she's blinging with the rings and jewels and earrings and lipstick to the max. it's ALL out there. here she is this little 5 foot nothing fiesty red head really ready to take anyone down if she needs to. anyways she's cute. i mean for the first few days i looked at her and kind of made fun of her....mom what the hell are you wearing? etc etc etc... then i'm thinking well she's givin 'er. she's alberta money...looks a lot different than bc money.

i would confidently say that alberta is the texas of canada....we love those albertans but have no clue what to do with them. haha. anyways for years my grandma watched this daytime soap show called the young and the restless. my grandma Katie would always call my mom Mrs. Chancellor. because i forgot to take any pics of my mom when she was down here in all her dolled up glory i've include a visual of this Mrs. Chancellor. Put red hair on that woman and it's my mom.

So if you're looking for me in 40 years but you see something like this....you know what happend

the ban on Brown

so i'm driving home from work yesterday listening to the trust radio and i hear this announcement. Kevin whoever his name is says his boss and the head of communications or something are going to come on the radio and comment on the Chris Brown situation....geeez. ok so here's what i'm thinking about at this point? what freaking Chris Brown situation. Yes it's true. i'm lame and listen to the radio in my car....two reason...i don't have a cd player...i know i'm ancient and my ipod is broken and thus my transmitter has nothing to hook up to anymore. anyways....so the reason this whole Chris Brown "situation" perks my attention because a few days back i saw a little flash on tv about how he grew up in an abusive household. so yes....sad. but a lot of people do i'm thinking so to really publicize this i'm not sure why. I don't pay any more attention and just go along. then i'm in the car listening to the radio and this man with a lovely monochromatic voice comes on saying that they'll no longer be playing Chris Brown music on the radio until this situation is resolved. WHAT? now hear me this isn't about me being a Chris Brown fan or not. it's about a few things here. there's speculation that he abused his gf (famous Rhianna). the reason i'm saying speculation is because not too many of the stories i've heard or read match up at this point.

this is what i'm getting to...they're not playing his music because he beat up his girlfriend. wow. so now by not playing his music...all of the songs he's collaborated with another artist aren't playing as well. i think people should 100% be punished for their actions. but i also think there are so many things we turn a blind eye to because they're not the young and the famous.... there are tons of these things happening everywhere and they're going unnoticed. Chris Brown is loosing money from this... the last guy i knew who hit his gf went to work every day and pulled in great cash.

so is this a lesson to speak out? does it say it only matters who's speaking when it comes to speaking out? i don't know. I don't listen to Chris Brown anyways. I do however think the radio should be consistant with who they're "punishing" for what. what if we said....hey everyone driving a big ass truck or SUV we wont play your music until you stop because you're destroying the earth. or you don't recycle so we wont play your music....or you're amy winehouse....enough said.

and in conclusion i would really appreciate more lindsay lohan drama. way more interesting than this.

thinking about it doesn't do any good

a few things i've done and will think twice about doing again.....

1. leaving my gym clothes in the car while i'm at work all day. when you finally get off work and really unmotivated to be at the gym..putting on freezing cold clothes doesn't help the cause. for a second it wakes you up and then you realize i'm freezing cold and you know what the does to the nips and sports bras...damn nothing to hide there. soo...no women in spandex you're not turning me on i'm freaking cold and can't warm up. thanks anyways.

2. avoiding cleaning out the fridge...because it has to happen and the less things growing in the fridge the less smelly they are when you have to throw them out.

3. the constant breaking of wine glasses. dammit! i've mastered how to wash them without getting them to shatter but the whole just living in the same room as a wine glass hasn't worked out so well.

4. continually hitting the snooze button to be rushing out the door and realize....why the hell is there someone parked behind me?!?!? and be even more late

5. try to rub someones back or be there for them in the same room while they're barfing doesn't make them feel better...cause when i throw up too it just gets worse.

there are many things that could be added to this list. the saddest part of it all is that they've all happend more than once....why? cause i procrastinate and i'm forgetful. so much for next time